Friday, March 25, 2011

10 Things

1. This blog may - oh fuck it - it *will* be replete with profanity. (Now's the time you get to throw a fit and mount your moral high horse, and... vamoose!)

2. If you're someone I don't like, you'll probably find your mention here somewhere. Can't promise if you'll be the same after that. But having know me, you must know, I'm simply *unable* to care.

3. I'm presently suffering from *Writer's Alzheimer's*. I used to write. And I was pretty darned good at it. And then I forgot it all.

These are *baby* steps. Please don't have me turn on the: *Pedophile alarm*!

4. I'm ok if you hate something, anything I write here. As long as *I* like you, it doesn't matter.

Please, please do !
5. I'm going to exert a lot of self control - and believe me that's what I am going to do. I will restrain myself from posting whacky pictures, nutty oneliners and 'S, said it!' quotations. That's what Facebook and Tumblr are for.

And when I do that - act like we've all won a prize. YOU WILL DO THAT if you care for me to get better. If not, WHO the hell are you, and WHY are you here anyway?!

6. I'm constantly in a bad mood. If you're happy-content-suffused-with-joy in anyway - I have a back door.

7. Bad poetry psyches me out. It's a bitch, I know. But it's *my* bitch.

8. I love an occasional blood bath. Blood-bath-lovers, invited !

9. If you wish to team up with me here for any sort of writing/collab, you're welcome :)

10. Random. *insert any rules of law @ a later point of time, expletive inclusive*

9 comments:

  1. Am here ...And o it means I like you ..So bring me more baby

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  2. You're here - it means *you* like me. Lets see how far that can take you ;)))

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  3. You are stuck with me for good !!!This time

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  4. Practise. Practise. You'll need the practise.

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  5. Congratulations Sup-gurl....; will visit as and when, now that you've cut the umbilical cord from a geriatric Suls...

    Enjoy your new home!!

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  6. The new font is certainly better !

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  7. Hey Aditi ! not cut cords yet ! lets see when that happens !

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  8. @ Shaloo, yes, that one was prickly !

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