Classic Me.

Someone just tried presenting me their observation of the ‘classic me’.

Nice try but it reminds me of the proverbial fool. Mostly because I am not fooled.

Peace talking, shoddy-sticky-gum-sweet-love songs singing, delusional excesses in verbal over familiarizing; giggling-feminine-nasal-preening-vomit-inducing-faux hysterics ain’t me.

Imbecile sweetness, naiveté, foolishly hopeful - someone’s sunshine, someone’s sushi, some mediocre nobody’s attempt to please - aint me.

Make believe innocent girlish charms, hallmark variety of gooey love verses, non ambivalence, no sense of danger, lack of sheer, indecent arrogance - aint me.

And I am grateful for it. 

And I need to thank so much for this.

Thank you Terror

Thank you Disillusionment

Thank you Fragility

Thank you Consequence

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Clarity

Thank you Providence

Thank you Hysteria

Thank you Obsession

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Self deprecation

Thank you Eternity

Thank you Malice

Thank you Hunger

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Jealousy

Thank you Loneliness

Thank you Confusion

Thank you Madness

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Obsession

Thank you Appreciation

Thank you Sadness

Thank you Enigma

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Lunacy

Thank you Emptiness

Thank you Heartbreaks

Thank you Hurtfulness

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Arrogance

Thank you Contempt

Thank you Vanity

Thank you Purity

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Charisma

Thank you Perdition

Thank you Betrayal

Thank you Monstrosities

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Atrocities

Thank you Hero worship

Thank you Banality

Thank you Nothingness

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Excesses

Thank you Perversity

Thank you Depravity

Thank you Gullibility

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Intemperance

Thank you Guilt

Thank you Violence

Thank you Sincerity

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Anger

Thank you Danger

Thank you Insincerity

Thank you Adoration

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Divinity

Thank you Decadence

Thank you Profanity

Thank you Mercy

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Familiarity

Thank you Serenity

Thank you Shame

Thank you Dalliance

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Desolation

Thank you Abandonment

Thank you Frivolity

Thank you Dignity

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Preoccupation

Thank you Viciousness

Thank you Hope

Thank you Hopelessness

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Knowledge

Thank you Perception

Thank you Caution

Thank you Ignorance

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Commitment

Thank you Bohemia

Thank you Detachment

Thank you Entanglement

Thank you, thank you Silence

Thank you Provocation

Thank you Peace

Thank you War

Thank you Change

Thank you, thank you Silence

‘That’ is ‘Classic Me.’ :) 

*Not to mention, thank you, thank you Alanis Morissette