Bitch, Someone?

Thank You, but no Thanks

I’m not here to convince you

Why I am the girl who you ought to

Watch with your indecent amusement

Your patronising lilt is not funny

I’m not here for your social reputation

And up yours with your money!

So what then?

I ‘m a bitch?

Because I will not fall in line

As you whistle and stand aside

In usual expectation

Oh well, welcome to a random deviation

Because if sticking up for what I believe   

And in trying to retrieve

My natural dignity

From your rubbished superiority complexes

Is being a little wily bitch

Oh such a boring cliché!

Your’re hating my tantrums with a vengeance

How you wish I would lower my eyes?

And tremble when you threaten consequences

Because I’m a natural when it comes to defy?

Your man made rules

How superficial!

You’re totally unreasonable in your demands

Bursting at your seams

What an infantile ego perched on the grand stand!

Mocking at my unshaved legs

Raising eye brows at my carefree gait

So surly because I also have needs

And not because I’m here just to please?!

I’ll be needing some artificial resuscitation

Because I’m fainting with despise

I can point you the door just right now

Because I’m not willing to pay the price

To tend to your giddy insecurities

I’m willing to wait for a real man

Meanwhile I’m busy not giving a damn

As you spit the venomous cliché

What a bitch! What a bitch!

So maybe I am bitch because I dare

Also because I openly care

For my friends even when they’re different

Openly flaunting my heart

And discovering my natural skill

At making most human mistakes

Such a bitch because I have the art

To ravish every natural temptation;

Scoring alpha in bitchiness quotient

With a loud mouth

Not even afraid to swear;

And perseverant to the point of madness

Bitch in being doggedly smart

You’ll be such a man if you’ll grudgingly accept

Being a perfect bitch is such an art

Ahoy! So what’s up with the cliché?

Masterminding my own business

I’m gonna just get by

Being who I am if it equals

In your world as being a bitch

Then worry for your world

Cause the bitches will arrive

With their warheads worn as labels

Premonition, did you have?

The warhead is code named Bitch

Such a cliché! Such a cliché!