S said it ! - if you're not witty, what are you?

I'm witty! Can't help it! And often I simply adore all the stuff I say when I'm not thinking! Thank God for reactive personalities.

So this is the page where I'm going post all the cool - uncool - wry - humorous - cynical - lyrical - fatalist - plain rotten cruel stuff I've said when I wasn't thinking, or wasn't thinking right :)

P.S There is sheer danger of this turning into a favorite quotations page - but what the hell! Other witty people need adoration too :)

*One simple rule here: If you can crack the whip with words, adoration is in free, unlimited supply here ! :)))

Here we go :)

  • You couldn’t handle me if you were looking for ‘normal’.
  • I believe in natural human goodness. But I also believe that man has abandoned his ‘natural’ ways of existence. 
  • I have discovered that I am a natural cynic. I believe – in cynicism.
  • I'm the Queen of Dead Pan. 
  • I don’t forgive. I pretend to forget – until, it’s payback.
  • I have an imaginary son. We're doing good.
  • I'm not going to look into anyone's eyes. Ever. Because I don't wish to see the truth in their eyes and the lies in their words. End of story.
  • Time and tide, wait for none. But people do. So how about respecting that?
  • There was once a place I may have wanted to be in. Now that place is gone, the wanting has gone. Now I only want to be wherever I am. And that HAS SET ME FREE.
  • To the deep recesses of my heart I ask – do you recall desire? The answer is no. The lack of memory of desire is so strong that it makes me forget everything else. Mostly the need for waking up.
  • When you've been on your own for a very very long time - it doesn't matter who comes and who leaves. The only thing that matters is the definition of 'who'.
  • Happy people should understand that dark and wry people are not so because they couldn't be happy. Being banally happy just doesn't make them 'happy'. That's all.
  • Ok. So you take off your halo - and I'll shed my wings - and we'll burn in sacred hells as our God, the devil sings. ----- And we will rise again :)
  • Who is trying to walk in through this door?
    Its just me, your favorite horror.
  • Back off bitch. face of an angel, heart of a snitch.
  • Try not to hide, because I'm not trying to find you.
  • Its like quelling rage and cheering for lies
    Been empty inside but faking a high
    Its like sleeping but always feeling awake
    Its all those chances you never got to take
    Its ironic
  • Its like that cold, clammy feeling in your bed
    And the strange whirring sensation in your head
    A tight spot of pain choking you on the inside
    You look left, then right and fake a smile
    Ironic
  • It’s like a cigarette stub staring in your face
    All you wanted was a smoke, you have an ashen tray
    It’s like the sound of music you can’t recognize
    And all the lies you chose for a fake, lying prize
    Ironic.
  • It’s like rain on a day you want the sun
    All of it falling part just when you think you’re done
    It’s like the friends you shouldn’t have had to trust
    All the things you hate to do but you – must
    Ironic.
  • It’s like that strange feeling about your name
    It’s like quitting before just the end of the game
    It’s like backing out two minutes too late
    It’s like that choice you shouldn’t have had to make
    Ironic.
  • She was once golden,
    The Golden girl
    Her kingdom belonged
    To all those who wanted
    To be there – was a choice
    And she ruled with brilliant angst
    And so many lovers, ardent worshipers
    She almost lost count.
  • The blues aren't what they use to be
    The blues aren't blue enough
    The other day I walked into this bar
    And someone asked me, Baby, are you love?
  • I winked and smiled and pulled out a stool
    And kicked off my heels to hell
    And as I put a shoddy mary to my lips
    I said, no darling, not love,
    I'm just someone who doesn't feel so well.
  • I met all the expectations of those who never bothered to expect anything from me.
  • Have it all, will fritter away.
    Have a home, so will come back anyway.
    Have feet in the air, will have solid ground.
    Have lost and bewildered, will be found.
  • Once upon a time - there was no time. And that was such effing fun.
  • I'm game as long as everyone involved understands Its J.U.S.T A G.A.M.E ~
  • I submit to you O denial, for in you I exist. I may have even denied that I actually existed - but then how would I have succumbed to you?
  • Somedays refuse to speak. Cant make them talk - can talk to them. Strict no words policy.
  • Please give me relief, be my belief. and stand so tall, like you can take all falls. And try my faith, and take me to that place - where trust rings true, just lies do. And paint my fears, in the colors of you rage - and fall like words on my empty page.
  • I'll be damned if I'll understand people's passive aggressive ways. And they'll be blest if they will understand mine ;)))
  • I like to hang out with sinners. Because they don't worry about 'sinning'.
  • I feel pleasure in little things. True, but I notice that that big things resent me.
  • I am going to celebrate - like really-got-wasted kindda celebrate the day I am as tired in body as I am often in the head.
  • Loving our country isn't a choice. Just as loving our family isn't really a choice.
  • Dont you see, everytime I turn around hoping the shadows have left, I am dissapointed?
  • I speak flawless sarcasm.
  • Ignorance serves its purpose when a child stands in the way of danger of losing wonder.
  • I am sure the minute I am not looking, you're looking at me like you hate me. Wonder what I do when you're not looking?
  • Reasons are important in life. I don't trust anyone who says, 'No reason!' - I mean sometimes I even need to a reason to breathe. I usually find me one. But don't tell me you don't need a reason. Everyone needs a reason.
  • Please don't try to act like you understand me. Because people will never understand other people. Its just not in the nature of man to understand another. So the whole process of acting, trying and successfully imitating understanding is for the purpose of building a deception point. I don't feel so comfortable being deceived. So don't try to understand me.
  • Sometimes its easier to end a conversation with an 'its okay', - because often more words lead to more distance. Of all weird things silence can accomplish, an uneasy truce is something is easily born out of silence's unhealthy lineage.
  • I can't care enough about people who are always happy. They think they are doing the right thing. But they aren't. I wish there was a way to communicate to such people that too much of happiness is a sickness too.
  • Dare. Because if you cannot dare, you cannot care. People who do nothing to risk have nothing to live for.
  • Seems like the ones that you can't have - Are the ones that you want the most.
  • There are some people who's relevance in our lives is not measured in terms of what they gave us. However, it is important to see them in the light of what they took from us. They teach us about the infinite potential we have to surrender. Such people for me will always be reminder for me - of how much I can give.
  • There is something so raw and cheerful about a bad mood that I constantly like to have it !
  • For the living, dying is easy. For the dead, its no mean task.
  • I cannot find that button on me that says -automaton' - press it and be done with it. No baggage of feeling, just seamless existing. Where is that button?
  • People who do self pity don't 'self indulge'. Know the difference, dammit.
  • I love my country, indeed. I also love my countrymen. Its the country women who bother me a lot !!!!!
  • I secretly hate everything. That is why the few times I fall in love - it's really is special for me :)
  • Now shush, your longings make noise. And I can hear. Let's both pretend there is no longing here yet. We are the children of illusions and longings do not belong to us.
  • I have a ball of pain in my head. And it rolls every time I move.
  • I feel a rant coming.
  • Any one who at some point has not been a parent to their parents - well, what can I say - you have not been raised in a true family.
  • I'm afraid of allowing myself to heal. Because once I do, I am worried I might actually have to do something.
    - Principles of Emotional Paralysis.
  • My life had lost all its meaning the moment I had to goto school. choose a career. have a relationship. choose a major. get a job. get married. have children. try to care. act like I cared.
    Institutionalization was the very death of me. and now when I'm not me, you ask, what happened?
  • I am that wicked genius who chose to be ambiguous.
  • When you smile like that at me, a smile the size of Texas - it makes my whole day :)
  • When did trying hard become so difficult. Oh, I guess it always was.
  • There is too much hype surrounded women liberation. Women will truly be liberated the day they start respecting their own kind. End of story.
  • Sometimes words hurt my ears drums. They are like noise. White noise. At such times all the people who like to talk are like the babble you want to hurt with naplam.
  • Love is like the part of me that is still a child. And the child will grow from innocence into crude deception. All I can do is watch. And to hell with those who ask me to enjoy the process. There is only pain in here. Like it or not.
  • Why do you dress up the inner timidity in splashy colors of outward defiance? Who is it for?
    It's for you. I whore it for you. Would you buy a soulless, scared, childlike, delicate timidity. Would it be any use for you?
    *Conversations with a hardened world.
  • Today started with everything that makes life so blah blah! So there is only one cure. Sleep it off !~
  • Just because someone believes in you doesn't mean that belief is true. We're conditioned to believe in that belief, but life just doesn't happen that way.
  • I have loved shadows. Dark, cynical and gray. Greasy and intemperate. They have the power of defiance. They are merciless stalkers. Sometimes I like to believe I am a shadow too - stalking me. Whoever me is.